"Smugopedia is a collection of slightly controversial opinions about a variety of subjects. We offer you the chance to buy a fleeting sense of self-satisfaction at the small cost of alienating your friends and loved ones."
So introduces Smugopedia, a website that offers people the chance to be anonymous pompous egomaniacs online. Postings range from literature, to politics, to sports, to food, and music, but all are guaranteed to be arrogant in the best possible way.
An example of a food-related posting (on the pretentious sushi, nonetheless) reads:
"It's only worth bothering with sushi if you're going to go to the Tokyo Fish Market. Nothing else is really fresh enough to capture the perfect simplicity of toro or uni."
Another, inspired by some stuck-up travel states:
"Everyone goes to the French Riviera. The Italian Riviera is just as lovely, and so much more exclusive."
Memorize a couple of these and you'll be well on your way to being the ass of the party!
Sergio del Limonar
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